Pole Dancer Makes Burger King Chicken Sandwich Longer

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OK so here’s one of the most unlikely scenarios ever to unfold in real life. Thankfully, this is advertising which has nothing to do with real life and, because of that, we get stuff like this (faux?) Burger King commercial which involves poles, cleavage, flirtatious (goofy sounding) giggling, pole dancing, seductive looks and…erect chicken sandwiches? Clearly, we’ve been riding in the wrong subway car!

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