Pocket Change Speed Dating Gives Major Boost to Natural Selection

For men seeking rich older women, and older women hungry for pretty meat popsicles, check out Pocket Change.

This week Pocket Change is running a NYC-based event called Sugar Mama Speed Date, which puts a lowest-common-denominator twist on that speed dating thing. The application for men is totally appearance-based, and all entrants must be younger than 35.

Some of the hot hunks of man-toy are in advertising — and guess what else! We get to show you their pictures and names. Get a leer at the sugar-mama-hunting ad-flesh up for grabs: Joseph Pergola, Jay Kelty, David Zarkin, Jonathan Hillman, and Brad Melshenker (don’t be fooled by the context).

We actually didn’t think these people were serious until we got photos of the harem. If someone would like to bring Adrants home some bacon a la Bennett, don’t let your modesty stop you.

Women, on the other hand, must be older than 35 and are required to meet one of four financial criteria:

– Salary: $500K or more
– Liquid assets: Four million dollars+
– Entrusted assets: Same as above
– Divorce settlement: Same as above

We don’t meet any of that criteria yet. But when we do, we’ll open a man-candy palace complete with litters, large feathers for fanning, and varying types of fondue.

Happy hunting, pretty boys and plush older girls.

Picture of Steve Hall

Steve Hall

RECENT ARTICLES

TRENDING AROUND THE WEB

The best writers start with a draft they’d never show anyone

The best writers start with a draft they’d never show anyone

Global English Editing

7 things people over 65 wish they’d stopped worrying about twenty years earlier

7 things people over 65 wish they’d stopped worrying about twenty years earlier

Hack Spirit

People with real self-respect usually stop explaining these 7 things to others

People with real self-respect usually stop explaining these 7 things to others

Hack Spirit

8 things genuinely classy people never do in public, no matter how much money they have

8 things genuinely classy people never do in public, no matter how much money they have

Hack Spirit

People who are secretly jealous of you usually give themselves away with these 8 behaviors

People who are secretly jealous of you usually give themselves away with these 8 behaviors

Hack Spirit

9 signs you raised a child who genuinely enjoys your company, not just tolerates you

9 signs you raised a child who genuinely enjoys your company, not just tolerates you

Hack Spirit