Plastic Surgeon Offers Free Botox to Those Who Share Video

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In yet another crazy outing, plastic surgeon Dr. Michael Salzhauer, who previously spoofed Old Spice work…twice, is out with new work that has some fun with Justin Bieber.

In the new video, Salzhauer remakes Bieber’s “Boyfriend” into a raptastic “If I Was Your Surgeon.” In the video, which is promises to make any woman look like Barbie or Megan Fox, Salzhauer promises free Botox to anyone who posts his video, gets five shares of retweets and calls to make an appointment. Way to enlist the image conscious to up your social cred, Dr.

Some choice lyrics:

“I don’t need triple whoppers but I see that you do.”

“Hey girl let me suction you.”

“Keep you looking hot girl like a Barbie doll.”

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