Picnicface Bitchslaps Us with Powerthirst Rocket Edition

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If you, like every other college student suckling from Facebook, enjoyed the first Powerthirst ad — a spoof on testosterone-rich energy drink ads that make ridiculous promises — then you’ll be marginally interested in watching the spot for Powerthirst Rocket Edition, brought to you by Picnicface and College Humor.

Now your favorite non-existent drink comes toting new flavors (MANIMAL! FIZZBITCH! GUN!) and new words for your lexicon like “beveryman,” “preposterone” and “douche-fag.”

And not only will you be preposterously good at sports, you’ll win at irony, art and “everything forever!”

Testimonials added for effect.

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