Philips Bodygroom Adds An Inch to Manhood

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Philips/Norelco is marketing its new Bodygroom razor by focusing on what all men want: a bigger dick. Yes, following what the porn industry has known for years, the company is promoting the razor’s ability to add an “optical inch” to one’s manhood by making the trimming of that area simple, painless and rewarding size-wise. Forget five bladed razors. Gillette’s beat that one to death. Now, it’s all about removing body hair from hard to reach places and catering to men’s obsession with size. Hey, woman want cleavage enhancing bras. Men ought to have a similar weapon at their disposal as well.

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