Phallic Food Pimps Sexual Efficiency

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You have to wonder if any of these ads are even real. They all look that same. Large image with a tiny logo and no copy. They all end up on Ads of the World. They all have proper credits. Of course, it couls just be that everyone in the world except us Americans realize no one give s s hit about copy ans all they can handle is an image that tells the story.

Oh wait. That’s the entire point. With so many different spoken languages over seas, it makes perfect sense to go with the simple, language-agnostic approach. But of course you knew that all along, right?

Anyway, here we have lurking vegetables waiting to pounce on any form of hotness that pesents itself. All to promote something called a “sexual efficiency ring.” See all the ads here.

Hmm. Where’s the cause group on this one. Those women look positively terrified

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