PETA Says Veggies Give You A Big Cucumber

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In an ad that caused on one YouTube commenter to wonder whether or not “PETA is secretly run by the American beef industry as part of a conspiracy to scare people away from vegetarianism,” we are graced with a collective of delicious (or scary depending upon your viewpoint) vegetables dangling as if epic manhood ripe with veggie-fueled stamina which cause a chorus of women to sing, “Give it. I want it. I take it. I got it.”

This is, perhaps the funniest and, at the same time, most horrifying work we have ever seen from PETA.

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