PETA Says Bludgeon Thy Fellow Man if Tastes Differ

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Because PETA gets a seratonin high from symbolic violence, they’re using Adwords to push the crap out of these supposedly banned ads. We just finished watching an awesome one for their Fur is Dead campaign in which a woman in fur is clubbed unconscious and stripped of her coat.

There are a lot of people we’d like to club because of their clothes, but hey, we hold back. Why bunny-huggers who guiltlessly pillage living plantlife think they’re special, we’ll just never know.

We get the point, PETA, but why do you have to be bitchy about it? We’d even venture to say you’d look less mean if you left burning crosses on lawns, but somebody else has already got that gig.

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