PETA conducts its State of the Union with the one gimmick it knows can’t fail: by having a somewhat attractive representative take her clothes off and talk at the same time.
We didn’t really even pay attention to what she said because we were too busy lampooning her for her tasteless choice of underwear. If you’re going to exploit women as a gimmick to keep people from exploiting animals, can’t you at least find them better knickers than whatever they had lying around courtesy of their (already abusive) not-for-profit paycheques?
And don’t even get us started on the hugging chickens and monkeys that appeared shortly after she finished her mediocre moment in the sun.
