Perfect Orgasm Not Allowed in Seattle

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Pity the poor female who, according to the Seattle Times, isn’t allowed to pursue the perfect orgasm recently offered by British Columbia’s Victoria in its tourism campaign. The city recently submitted an ad with the headline, “Your Search for the Perfect Orgasm is Over,” to the Seattle Times’ Northwest Life Sunday magazine but the ad was deemed too racy. Ultimately the ad did run but with the much blander headline, “Your lust for fine fare can now be satisfied.” The ad is part of a Trapeze Communications-created campaign which created the campaign’s theme, “Victoria, B.C, Full of Life.”

Come on America! You know need all the relaxation we can get. Let Canada offer up it’s fun for all of us to experience.

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