Peppy Pepperoni, Overwrought Onion Resent Flavored Crust Pizza

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Pity the peppy pepperoni and the odoriferous onion who, in a backhanded celebration of Hungry Howie’s flavored crust pizza, have to take a backseat to the chain’s “completely unique,” eight flavored delight which surrounds its pizza’s, Yes, once again, pizza makers will do anything to get people to eat the lowly crust. But at least Howie’s, in light of every other pizza chain tweaking its crusts, can do it in a “yea, whatever” way that you have to admit is at least a little bit funny, right? Tattoo Projects created.

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