Penile Protection Panders Pithy Penis Peculiarities

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If there weren’t already enough sexual innuendo-laden marketing, Durex is bringing us even more seen-this, done-this, bored-with-this wink wink stuff on a site called The Pants Whisperer. On the site, you can find all the usual stuff: the hot doctor, the penis name generator, penis diagnosis, penis dickorations, a section called Bang It where people can upload videos of their personalized penile obsessions and, of course, the ubiquitous product information. So if you’re feeling a bit inadequate today, head over to the site and pump yourself up with all sorts of penile obsession.

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