
Okay. Anybody douchey enough to rip the premise to Patrick Suskind’s Perfume, with penguins, and pass the idea off as “uncharted territory” (they SAID this! We SWEAR!), should be chained to a wall, completely naked, and shaved once weekly until the end of time.
Insult to injury, the supposed YouTube debate that the video triggered is completely contrived and thrown-together by a bunch of people who either joined on the same day or don’t have profiles.
We’re actually scandalized. This is one of those “I CALL SHENANIGANS”, like, from-the-rooftops! moments.
Oh yeah, the video is called Penguin Love and it’s for Columbia Sportswear.