Penguins and Cavalier Uptalk Do Not an Original Idea Make

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Okay. Anybody douchey enough to rip the premise to Patrick Suskind’s Perfume, with penguins, and pass the idea off as “uncharted territory” (they SAID this! We SWEAR!), should be chained to a wall, completely naked, and shaved once weekly until the end of time.

Insult to injury, the supposed YouTube debate that the video triggered is completely contrived and thrown-together by a bunch of people who either joined on the same day or don’t have profiles.

We’re actually scandalized. This is one of those “I CALL SHENANIGANS”, like, from-the-rooftops! moments.

Oh yeah, the video is called Penguin Love and it’s for Columbia Sportswear.

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