Penex Solves Perpetual Penile Distention

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Over at Maxim TV, a video is pushing Penex, a nifty little drug for those of you suffering from Perpetual Penile Distention or Hyper Erectile Bloat. While some might enjoy flaunting their manhood, Penex is there for those who find it more convenient if it’s tucked away until needed. The video, filmed like that freaky instructional video on Lost, was created by Night Agency.

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