Pasty White Chicks and Desperate Virgins Need Vacation.

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Hyatt’s running a sweepstakes called The Big Welcome, where you can win a bunch of free nights in Unspeakably Awesome parts of the world.

That’s cool and all, but the effort’s being promoted with two wristslash-worthy attempts at irony.

o Sharing the Gift of the English Language. (These guys remind us of the Alltel Geeks, except amazingly less worthy of oxygen.)


o Suntan. (Possibly the only blonde ditzes alive that aren’t fun to watch.)


To Hyatt: who wrote these scripts, and can you still get out of paying the invoice with a series of strategic temper tantrums? Because this shit’s not doing you any favors.

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