Paris Hilton Thanks Michael Jackson For Being A Child Molester

Right about now, Paris Hilton is jumping for joy that Michael Jackson and his child molestation scandal has bumped her sex scandal from the front pages. All the media have shifted their attention to the palefaced one. Separately, CBS has cancelled the Michael Jackson special it had scheduled for next week but secretly is banging its head against the wall knowing that, if the special did run, it would be one of CBS’s most highly rated shows. Also, in light of her sex tape scandal, there are conflicting reports as to whether Paris Hilton will appear on the David Letterman show next week to promote her upcoming reality series, “The Simple Life.”

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