Paris Hilton Tapped as Ambassador to India

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Well no, not really, unless you think vacuous infamy exerts the same social influence as political diplomacy.

*long pause*

She’s actually going to appear in an Indian campaign to introduce a new fashion line from Anand Jon, an American fashion designer of Indian descent. Moving on, AdJab points out Hilton’s music video was recently banned from Indian airwaves but her sex tape is still widely available for under $2. AdJab adds “I’m not sure what’s more embarrassing, having your sex video available to the public or the fact that it costs less than a king size Snicker’s bar.”

Provocative point. We’re sure it won’t hurt her modeling career. It might even help. Don’t models do dumb shit all the time? – Contributed by Angela Natividad

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