Paris Hilton Promotes Pituitary Disorder With Sex

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To raise awareness of pituitary dysfunction, the Pituitary Network Association invited Paris Hilton to meet with PNA board member Ken Baker to explain the disease to her and to present her with a cute, pink T-shirt that reads, “Sex is a nine letter word.” There are nine letter in the word “Pituitary.”

Upon receiving the gift, Paris released the air valve in her head and uttered her classic “that’s hot” phrase adding, “People should know more about a gland that most of us never even think about. It’s a really good cause.” Anything for publicity.

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