Paris Hilton Pokes Fun at The Paris Hilton on Saturday Night Live

Can I Get Inside the Paris Hilton?

While I did not watch Paris Hilton on Saturday Night Live, I hear from a friend, Rick Bruner, she was hilarious with Jimmy Fallon on Weekend Update.

Rick wrote, “She made an appearance on the Weekly Update, interviewed by Jimmy Fallon. Yes, it was really her. It was quite funny (needless to say). She mentioned that Hilton has hotels all around the world, in NY, London, Paris, etc. “

FALLON: As we agreed we won’t be discussing the scandal that’s been in the papers these last couple of weeks.
HILTON: Thank you Jimmy, I appreciate that.
FALLON: We just want to find out about you, Paris Hilton. So, your family, the Hiltons, own hotels all over the world.
HILTON: Yes, they’re in New York, London, Paris…
FALLON: So there’s actually a Paris Hilton?
HILTON: Yes, there is.
FALLON: Is it hard to get into the Paris Hilton?
HILTON: Actually, it’s a very exclusive hotel…no matter what you’ve heard.
FALLON: I hear the Paris Hilton is very beautiful.
HILTON: I’m glad you heard that.
FALLON: Do they allow double occupancy at the Paris Hilton?
HILTON: No.
FALLON: Is it roomy?
HILTON: It might be for you, but most people find it very comfortable.
FALLON: I’m a V.I.P.. I may need to go in the back entrance.
HILTON: It doesn’t matter who you are, it’s not gonna happen.
FALLON: Fair enough. Now, I throw a lot of events, do they have a ballroom there?
HILTON: We do.
FALLON: Great. I’d love to have my balls held by the Paris Hilton. I’d like to check into the Paris Hilton.
HILTON: I don’t think you can.
FALLON: Really? Because I’ll only be able to stay there like a minute and a half. Two minutes tops.
HILTON: Good luck.

Rick continues, “She was a surprisingly good sport about it, considering that she’s canceled all other public appearances since the PHST emerged.”

You’ve got to give it to the girl for making something out of nothing. Apparently, she’s really nice too as a Altus local hottie Trae Lindley found out when he and Paris fell for each other while filming “The Simple Life.” The two became quite close with Lindley painting a very different picture of Hilton, “Paris is a lot different than what people make her out to look like. Many people make her out to be a dumb blonde, but she’s a lot different.”

There’s reality and then there’s reality. Most celebrities are a lot nicer than the media portray them.

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