Paris Hilton Dons T-Mobile Hot Chick’s Skin Tight Body Suit

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By now most of you have probably seen the T-Mobile myTouch 4G commercial called New Ride which apes Apple’s I’m A Mac campaign. It’s the one where the Hot Chick (naturally) tells the doofus (naturally) on a scooter her network is faster than his.

What you probably don’t know, or don’t care about…let’s be honest here, is Paris Hilton was seen a couple of days ago at a photo shoot sporting a near exact replica of the skin tight body suit the T-Mobile Hot Chick wears in the commercial. The only difference, as compared to the more buttoned up T-Mobile Hot Chick, being the enormous quantity of visible cleavage bursting forth from within the confines of Hilton’s suit as it strains to contain her bulging dirigibles

Fluke? Subliminal stealth marketing? Lucky break for T-Mobile? We can only wish. But, no. She’s reportedly launching a motorcycle racing team.

And, yes. You would stare too.

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