Paris Goes Gold for Bubbly Blonde Beverage

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We’ve spent 15 minutes digging through the filth and sludge of the ‘net to try finding a copy of Paris’ latest ad, where she crawls around naked and covered in gold as if she OD’ed on these. If you find it someplace, pass it over. (In the meantime, we found this glorious piece of work.)

The golden Paris ad is for a canned wine drink called Bubbly Blonde by Rich Prosecco — which, as far as brands go, is pretty fond of the Hiltons’ black sheep. (She even sings on their homepage!)

Packaging description: “The perfect ‘starter drink’ for your night or a special pleasure as a reward at the end of the day.” We’re guessing nobody read that out loud to check for “flow.”

The “wine” comes in passionfruit, strawberry and original (uh, grape?) flavor. It launches in Berlin, Germany this week. Expect to see it Stateside in ’08.

Nude Paris a la gold paint. We’d smack our lips and go “GRRR!”, but that’s Steve’s thing.

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