Parents Desert Kid For Hogging Ovaltine

Steve Hall

Apr. 01, 2009
1 min read

OK so yea. Like this would ever fucking happen. A kid comes home from school only to find his house empty, his parents gone and a note on the fridge which reads, “We told you that there would be consequences for hogging all of the Ovaltine. PS. Don’t try to find us.”

Seriously?

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