Pancreatic Cancer: The Assassin with Flair.

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“That’s Dan. And I’m Dan’s pancreatic cancer.”

How do you even begin to take a pitch like that seriously?

I just love how, after describing Dan’s untimely death with a listless “eh,” Pancreatic Cancer looks out the backseat window and croons (with the most subtle of accents), “I have 35,000 other people to kill this year.”

Blase, baby, blase. Unintentionally hilarious work by Gardner Nelson + Partners for the Lustgarden Foundation. Somebody needs to page Charlie Brooker and tell him to update his list.

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