Originalcast Gives Literal Meaning to ‘Objectification’

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Okay. The whole half-naked gyrating, preening chick thing? So unimaginative. Every artist’s used that shtick to draw eyeballs to otherwise poorly thought-out music videos.

Here’s a really awesome way to ensure your crappy single sticks out while maximizing the fullest potential of your props. Thank you Originalcast.

We should mention we have no problem with objectification in general. In fact, we kind of like it. Possibly the pseudo-’80s context, shitty hats, bad music and pretentious posturing put us over the edge. Or maybe it was the drumming over immobile breasts. Sometimes it’s hard to tell.

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