Optimum Online Continues Giddy Happiness

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Optimum Online continues its freakish frivolity with a new commercial that’s as over the top as all the rest. In this one, we get a dolled up housewife getting her thing on as she sashays about the house singing the virtues of the company’s triple play offer while supported by back up singers.

Yes it’s over the top but if you know anyone that gets this excited about their cable/internet/phone service, please, please, please let me know. I simply have to meet one of these people in person.

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