OK, we can totally understand why FOX didn’t accept the “beaver” version of Danica Patrick’s GoDaddy commercial. Paparazzi drooling over “beaver.” “Celebrities” holding beavers in their laps. Danica cooing into the camera, “A domain name and a website from GoDaddy.com give me all the exposure I need so I can keep my beaver safe and out of site.” Right. Like there’s no double meaning there, Bob. Yawn.
Oh, and let’s not forget the Candice Michelle version in which a doofus is too busy registering domain names to watch the game and his friend can’t help but inject his sexual fantasies into the scenario. Hey Bob, we’ve got the perfect tagline for GoDaddy. Ready? Here it is. “GoDaddy Gets You Laid.” Simple enough. After all, that is what you’re trying to say, right?
