We’re amazed by how the Patriot Act has affected every one of our rights except protection from double jeopardy, which remains Simpson’s ongoing joke on a rubbernecking nation.
It was only a matter of time before the definitive chapter of his botched If I Did It… book leaked to the press. Our favourite part of what he would have done (if he did it) was the end: “Then something went horribly wrong, and I know what happened, but I can’t tell you exactly how.”
Laughter. And the smacking of gloved hands.
Read the rest of the chapter summary here.
