Obama Girl and Giuliani Girl Face Off in Bootylicious Street Fight

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OK, either this is getting really stupid or really brilliant. On Monday, a follow up to the Obama Girl video entitled Obama Girls vs. Giuliani Girl will be released. In the video, the famed Obama Girl, aka Amber Lee Ettinger, and her posse of bootie shakin’ hotties will take on a posse of bootie shakin’ hotties known as the Giuliani Girls.

This, my friends, is what’s become of American politics. Bootylicious asses and big boobs are the new determining factor in the selection of America’s next President. It’s no wonder the rest of the world sees us as a bad sitcom about Catholic School girls bursting out of their Wonderbras and pleated plaid minis like faux high school strippers on Photobucket who must resist restraint from bible-thumping nuns with repressed feelings of sexual inadequacy and ban-everything cause groups run by their cousins.

On the other hand, this is ever so insightfully brilliant such as when Bulworth’s Warren Beatty non-nonchalantly exclaimed, “If we all fucked each other, we’d eventually end up the same color.” Why fight the obvious and apparently rampant desire of all Americans – a nice piece of ass to jack off to while deciding the fate of our country over the course of the next eight years? It’s really very simple and does such a wonderfully nice job “resonating” ever so appropriately with the American public’s prurient interests.

Suddenly, we feel very dirty and have a powerful urge to move to Iceland. Or somewhere. Anywhere.

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