Nudists Horrified by Bikini-Clad Hotties

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Flipping the table on the notion “nude beaches are gross” because, well, they are since the fantasy of seeing hot naked naked men and women is usually slapped down with the harsh reality most people aren’t hot and should never take their clothes off at the beach…is this new work for Club La Senza.

We open on a nude beach filled with saggy, hairy people. Then, all of a sudden, six hot chicks emerge from the ocean and, to the horror of the nudist, are wearing bikinis. The sight is just too much for them to take. It’s like…well…looking in the mirror.

Anyway, mild hilarity ensues. And the work has something for the ladies too. A hunky, six-packed lifeguard. Something for everyone to enjoy here.

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