Not Quite Romance, but the Fertility Innuendos Were Rampant!

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Say hello to “Chromance,” a short vid by Superfad for Google’s Chrome browser.

Never mind that Chrome’s shine faded months ago. A clear storyline and a soft relatable protagonist brings even the rustiest of logos back to race-quality lustre.


Our hero, a smushy cross between Kirby and a giant tooth, perches in front of an unsettling Hal’s eye (in this case, Chrome personified) and poses a simple enough question: “Chicken or egg?”

He’s immediately sucked into a weird paper joyride of poultry, chattering teeth, neon-lit gambling havens and other mixed messages. Eventually he finds the answer he needs; covered in yolk, Chrome spits him back out.

Awkward metaphor, thar.

Thanks to great ads for bringing the piece to light.

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