Not All Boobs Are As Nice As Kate Upton’s

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You know how dreams twist reality? Now imagine having a dream about Carl’s Jr. One might assume it’d be a pretty hot dream complete with images of you motorboating Kate Upton’s huge boobs or having sex with Paris Hilton sex tape-style. Got those images in your head now? OK, now stop reading unless you want to ruin everything.

Still here? OK. You asked for it. AdamRayTV decided to create a Carl’s Jr. spoof…and put it inside a Nyquil ad. Twisted? Definitely. Funny? Pretty much. A little gross? Most certainly.

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