Norwegian Model Assures All that her Boobs are OK

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The music industry is insanely competitive and those hoping to get by need to have an effective shtick. Some work and others do not.

One gimmick that never seems to exhaust itself is the liberal showcasing of jugs. That’s the prop Norwegian model Lene Alexandra Oien is leaning on to set off her blossoming music career. Check out her single, My Boobs are OK, and you’ll get the gist. She even has an animated version of herself, a handy optical illusion Mariah Carey invented in Heartbreaker.

Word on the street is Lene had some kind of car accident, after which she stepped out of her vehicle and announced to surprised onlookers that her boobs were OK. Well, you can’t really attack a chick who knows exactly what assets she brings to the table.

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