No, No. He Doesn’t HAVE Crabs, He’s HALF Crab.

Steve Hall

Dec. 01, 2008
1 min read

This random spot by Heat/SF for Electronic Arts depicts a tragic sk8erboi who can’t play Skate It because he has crab claws for hands.

“All my friends play it. They say it’s rad. It’s just my dad married a … crab.”

Collective awwwww. Sucks to not be able to live the dream. But hey, he’ll get over Skate It, and you know what they say about men who like fish.

By Green Dot.

Steve Hall

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