Nippleless Heidi Klum Jordache Ad Messes With Kid’s Minds

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Gawker notes the oddly nippleless Heidi Klum Jordache ad which appears in today’s New York Post adjacent to Page Six may be harmful to our children’s education and cause deep seated psychological problems. After all, a fair amount of kids breast fed in their early years and rode the elementary school bus (with all it’s lowest common denominator gossip) enough to have surely confirmed there’s a thing called a nipple on the female breast. (possibly NSFW image follows)

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Imagine the horror this Jordache ad could cause when, suddenly, children are presented with thee notion the female nipple is a myth and that grown women don’t have them. Well, at least PhotoShopped supermodels. Still, this stuff messes with a kids head. Makes a kid wonder what the hell they were sucking that first year for nourishment.

Freud? Jung? Doctor Drew?

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