Nintendo Says Touching Is Good

Touch Me Please

Not to be left out of the sex sells game, gamemaker Nintendo is spicing up its advertising for the launch of its DS handheld device. With the tagline, “touching is good” cooed, in a television spot, by a sexy female voice, Nintendo plays on the early childhood memory of being told to keep one’s hand to oneself. Which, of course, one never does.

“When you’re a kid you’re always told you can’t touch anything,” said Nintendo VP of Marketing Perrin Kaplan. “Touching is good. You’re grown-up now, so read it how you want.”

Print versions of the campaign, appearing in Maxim and Blender, include images of the typically well-endowed hottie accompanied by the headline, “How to Score!” The copy is laced with sexually-charged double entendres sure to grab the attention of sex-starved teenage boys.

Picture of Steve Hall

Steve Hall

RECENT ARTICLES

TRENDING AROUND THE WEB

9 habits that give away someone who grew up in a big family

9 habits that give away someone who grew up in a big family

Hack Spirit

Psychologists did not coin emotional intelligence until 1990, and Goleman’s book did not popularize it until 1995, so people raised between 1945 and 1975 grew up with no shared vocabulary for feelings, many still improvising one from watching, guessing, and going quiet when intimacy calls for words.

Psychologists did not coin emotional intelligence until 1990, and Goleman’s book did not popularize it until 1995, so people raised between 1945 and 1975 grew up with no shared vocabulary for feelings, many still improvising one from watching, guessing, and going quiet when intimacy calls for words.

Global English Editing

8 things dog owners do that reveal more about them than they realise

8 things dog owners do that reveal more about them than they realise

Hack Spirit

If you want your parents to feel appreciated, these 7 small gestures go a long way

If you want your parents to feel appreciated, these 7 small gestures go a long way

Hack Spirit

7 questions people with strong gut instincts ask before making any big decision

7 questions people with strong gut instincts ask before making any big decision

Hack Spirit

8 things emotionally intelligent parents do differently once their children grow up

8 things emotionally intelligent parents do differently once their children grow up

Hack Spirit