Nikon Equates Megapixels to Boob Size

nikon_coolpix_2_3_megapixel.jpg

Bigger is always better, right? Well, at least when it comes to boobs and…wait. what, cameras? Yes, according to Nikon (or whomever created this ad which may or may not be real), like a D cup versus a B cup, 3 million pixels are better than 2 million pixels.

Given this ad refers to 2 and 3 megapixels, it’s quite clear it’s is several years old. And given current cameras average 8-10 megapixels, were this ad to run today, the poor model on the right would be so big, she wouldn’t fit in the frame. And then Nikon would have to start promoting wide angle lenses and then…well, who knows where it would end.

Picture of Steve Hall

Steve Hall

RECENT ARTICLES

TRENDING AROUND THE WEB

7 signs you’ve been cancelled from somebody’s life, according to psychology

7 signs you’ve been cancelled from somebody’s life, according to psychology

Global English Editing

7 phrases people in their 70s use that sound highly out of touch to younger generations

7 phrases people in their 70s use that sound highly out of touch to younger generations

Global English Editing

7 signs you’re quietly winning in life (even if it doesn’t feel like it)

7 signs you’re quietly winning in life (even if it doesn’t feel like it)

Hack Spirit

People who become less trusting of the world as they age usually display these 8 behaviors

People who become less trusting of the world as they age usually display these 8 behaviors

Global English Editing

5 zodiac signs who stay in unhappy relationships because they fear being alone

5 zodiac signs who stay in unhappy relationships because they fear being alone

Parent From Heart

8 coping mechanisms that seem healthy—but are actually damaging your mental health

8 coping mechanisms that seem healthy—but are actually damaging your mental health

Small Business Bonfire