Next Year’s VW Super Bowl Ad Will Feature German Engineers With Rainbows Shooting Out of Their Butts

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This year’s Volkswagen Super Bowl commercial icreated by Argonaut is particularly relevant to me since I own a VW. And very old VW. A 1999 VW Passat. With 202,000 miles on it. So when I watched this “It’s A Wonderful Life”-inspired commercial in which a dad tells his daughter that a German engineer gets his wings every time a VW hits 100,000 miles, I was like, hey, what about when a VW hits 200,000?

Thankfully the wise ass daughter replied, “Yea, dad. And I’m sure at 200,000 miles, rainbows shoot out of their butts.” Well it pleases me to no end that I may have caused one German engineer to shit in technicolor.

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