Newsflash: iPhone Does Not Support ALL Parts of Internet

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You’ve probably seen the American version of this iPhone ad, and you’ve probably not thought twice about it, but the United Kingdom ain’t having any.

The Advertising Standards Authority argues the ad suggests iPhone users have access to all the parts of the internet, which technically isn’t true. Two viewers complained, and the ad’s been pulled.

If Apple wants to run it, it’ll have to give Mr. Voiceover something less, oh, all-encompassing to say.

In addition to protecting big spenders from Apple’s appalling dishonesty, the ASA’s also railed against mascara deception, erosion of religious values and unsafe car dancing. Unrealistic depictions of nipple elasticity are okay though, because bright citizens know better than be to duped by that.

Good to know there’s a discerning body keeping the UK safe from uninhibited agency machinations.

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