New iPhone Ads OMG!!!

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If there’s one thing we can say about Apple, we’ll say it knows how to set the stage. iPod ads feel completely different from Mac ones without deviating too far from the ruling Apple geek-meets-hipster-osity.

With that in mind, the prospect of seeing the new iPhone ads was really exciting, especially since the debut draws near and the bar was set so high with the nostalgic Oscars piece.

Check them out here: Never Been an iPod, How To, Calamari.

Though the style was a little too minimal (did some kid bang out that tune?), by the third ad the whole concept had grown on us. Like, really. Like, check out the functionality on that sexy beast.

We only wish they’d shown off that spinning-straw-into-gold component we keep hearing about from friends who jizz all over our shoes before they’re even done saying the word “iPhone.”

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