New Dye Makes You a Blonde Where It Really Matters

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Forget about getting your eyebrows to match – there are more important bushes to beat. Betty Beauty is a spankin’ new do-it-yourself dye set for your betty. (Can we say for the record we think that term is lame?)

The use of “betty” was altered by Betty Beauty to signify, not a hot chick, but a hot chick’s holy grail. And apparently men can be betties too because surveys reflect an unusually high number of men (and women between 60 and 85, for that matter) are tearing their products off the shelves.

So your new boyfriend – or for that matter, your grandma – might have a secret for you, and yes – it could be pink. Your world just got a little more fucked-up, didn’t it? – Contributed by Angela Natividad

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