New Colorado Lotto Spot.

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See the new Colorado Lottery spot by Cactus. It promised instant fun but didn’t deliver, although the spot probably would’ve been mildly amusing if it weren’t buttressed by a threat to hit us with talent fees if we host the goddamn ad and don’t take it down by October 6.

Fucking wet blankets.

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