Never Wear A Speedo in A Hot Tub

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Apart from the fact a Speedo just isn’t built to properly support or contain a real man, wearing one in a hottub full of bikini-clad babes and acting like your dad is, well, just not a good way to roll.

That scenario, along with two others, is the latest effort from Mentos and tells guys, “Don’t Become Your Dad.” So yea, don’t snap your Speedo and slap baby powder on yourself when leaving the huttub, don’t refuse a ride with two hot chicks and don’t ever be that idiot who exclaims in the middle of a quiet library, “how about a phone that just makes phone calls?”

Yea, Don’t become your Dad.

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