National Lampoon Democratizes Whores, One Diamond at a Time

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For the Spitzer in all of us, National Lampoon debuts Whore Diamonds, a Hot or Not-type site that uses the Emperors Club “diamond” rating system to, well, rate whores. Whore Diamonds joins the Drunk University Network.

Most images and videos are strays from Eros-Vegas and Adult Friend Finder. The pressie says the site “will expand into a forum for breaking news and daily biting commentary on the underground world of politics, pop culture, and entertainment.”

Two cents from Sam Elhag, head of strategy for Drunk University Network: “We don’t feel that only politicians and Emperors Club members should have an exclusive on rating today’s generation of working girls. This opens up the process to the masses. Who knows, a ‘five diamond’ girl to a Spitzer may only be a ‘three diamond’ to the rest of the world.”

How noble.

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