Nair to Unleash America’s Ass Cheeks With Return of Short Shorts

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When a press release finds its way into our inbox which proclaims short shorts, the rage in the late 70’s and co-opted by Nair in their famed Who Wears Short Shorts campaign, are back in fashion, we have mixed feelings. See. There’s this little problem America has – the expanding waist and butt line – that wasn’t such a big issue back in the day. When you couple that little problem with the apparent obliviousness of some as to amount of bulging flesh that billows outward between their low rise jeans and short belly shirt, the return of short shorts sounds like nothing short of the worst fashion disaster since the leisure suit.

Oh sure, the models in Nair’s new, updated version of its Who Wears Short Shorts campaign are bootyliciousness perfected but we’re not looking forward to watching the explosively bulging ass cheeks of those not in the bootyliciousness perfected category but think they are.

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