My card is die-cut. My card is foil-stamped. My card is EMBOSSED.’

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This anti business card evangelist is just so quotable.

“That card looks like crap too. One color. Nothin’ special about it.”

Patrick Bateman would just turn in his gilded grave! But wait — hold for 1:20, when he bitchslaps the audience with the business card that took him 25 years to make … and costs $4 apiece.

That beat-drop really sets the mood. And oh man, did he just open his card to reveal a pop-up illustration?!! Yes, he did!

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