Mr. T Tells Wimp to ‘Get Some Nuts’

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Does Mr. T ever age? Every time we see him, he looks that same as he did back in like the 1920’s (or however long ago it was) when he did that A-Team thing. Now he’s driving a tank to deliver a Snickers bar to some whiny-ass soccer player who’s faking an injury. Rather than let the wimp continue feigning injury, Mr. T delivers his famed 70’s-style “I’m gonna get you sucka” machisimo yelling, “If I ever catch you acting like a crazy fool again, yo’re gonna meet my friend, pain,” while throwing a Snickers bar at the shocked pretender.

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