Mr Clean Leaps Late into CGM, Uses Oompa-Loompas to Distract Us

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Let’s forget for a minute that the CGM wave is so last February. If Mr. Clean wanted to personify cleaning house, we’d think they’d use that big bald burly dude already featured on all their creative instead of haphazardly throwing an Oompa-Loompa at us from left field.

While we mentally rejected the idea of an Oompa-Loompa creeping around cleaning shit (they are very naughty, after all), we liked the screaming ADD-ridden kid. And if you can somehow top Mr. Clean on the weird video scale, you could win $10,000. Lookie, they even made the contest name rhyme: Make a Scene with Mr. Clean. How whimsical.

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