Movie Promo Lets Players Go Down on Paul Walker’s Wife

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While it takes way too much work to get to the payoff, this online game, tipped to us by Sanj and covered by Defamer, for Paul Walker’s new movie, Running Scared, let’s you play Paul Walker in a Grand Theft Auto-style game with the prize being…yes…to go down on Paul Walker’s wife. Trouble is, you have to jump through age verification hoops, use a cheat code and play a bit of the game before you can bring the wife to a screaming orgasm. Not exactly the kind of movie promotion the MPAA will be fond of but the movie’s target audience, horned up middle school boys will love it.

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