Most Awesome Used Car Ad Ever Created

Steve Hall

Aug. 16, 2012
1 min read

Thanks to George Parker who, by the way, should be handed the keys to a BDA (look it up) so he can shove his hand up its ass and give it an enema to rid it of decades of pent up shite, has pointed us to one of the greatest used car ads ever written. Yes, the ad is four months old. Don’t shoot us. It’s still funny.

Found by Mashable on Craigslist, the headline “Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ” leads to some of the wittiest copywriting we have seen in a long time. Touting the fact the car, a 1995 teal Pontiac Grand Am, has tires!, doors!, seats! and a steering wheel!, the car is billed as the vehicle that gave Pontiac a collective aneurysm because of its visually masterful design.

Complete with OMG!-worthy images, the ad is said to be one of three things (tall, dark and drives a fucking teal Grand Am”) every woman wants in a guy. It’s true, right ladies?

Steve Hall

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