Morningwood Wet T-Shirt Contest Forces us to Listen to Band’s Single

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We suppose putting up a site called Morningwood and covering it with bikini-clad women makes it perfectly OK to make a site that takes over three minutes to load. Yes, three fucking minutes just to…oh wait….you mean we get to squirt water on the girl, get her t shirt just wet enough so that it falls off? Well that’s what we thought until we waited the three plus minutes only to be presented with “You Pervert!” It’s an April Fools joke and a very late on at that. So if all you want to do is listen to a single from Morningwood’s upcoming album, by all means, play the game. If not, you can skip this one. There’s no happy ending to this game. But….we do give them kudos for keeping idiots like us drooling long enough to listen to their song. So after all that crap, we might just have to go out and buy their friggin’ album. We don’t know whether to thank or hate Adverblog for pointing us to this one.

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